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SMALL ACTS OF SEX AND ELECTRICITY 
Chapter One I found Mike passed out on the master bed, curled on his side, the covers down around the floor. Maybe he had kicked them off. Sometimes he and Jane slept that way. There was a tiny pool of moisture where the tip of his penis touched the bedding, a dimple at the base of his spine.
Source: www.bookreporter.com

Come Live in UCSBs Big Blue House 
Your room lacks the familiar feel and smell of home. Your resident assistant doesnt read you bedtime stories, and if she or he does, the voices arent as good as the ones your dad did. Your bathroom is never as private as youd like.
Source: www.ucsbdailynexus.com

Matt Sonzala puts on Houston rap parties all over the world 
The City was tired. It drank the night away at clubs in Tribeca, the East Village and the Meatpacking District. It kept the buzz going the next day at alumni bars, kicking off the football season with cheap shots and bottomless pints. It danced its ass off to Spank Rock in an empty pool in …
Source: www.houstonpress.com

News & Opinions 
Pros: All the quaint Old World charm of a former Mafia stronghold, without so much of the Mafia. Cons: Noisy; packed with tourists like you; not for the claustrophobic; no parking.
Source: www.weeklydig.com

TV On The Radio Transmit Their Opus 
The only real danger that exists is man himself. He is the great danger, and we are pitifully unaware of it…
Source: www.filter-mag.com

All Tomorrow's Parties 2003 Confirms L.A. Shows 
So we already gave you the 411 on those upcoming Coachella and Bonnaroo festivals (and at least mentioned the Summer Sanitarium tour)– that leaves only All Tomorrow's Parties to tell y'all about and now we're all up in that shit, too!
Source: www.pitchforkmedia.com

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BITCH SESSION
Washington Blade, DC - Sep 1, 2006… I waited years for you to get your head out of your ass, and when I finally walked away … I m 100 percent lesbian, not bisexual, yet I have intercourse with men …
Source: www.washblade.com

BITCH SESSION
Washington Blade, DC - Sep 22, 2006… Damn it, a cheap ass pair of Fruit of the Loom would be better. Grow up! … What is so wrong with a lesbian subscribing to traditionally gay male culture …
Source: www.washblade.com

Bring it on home
PSU Daily Vanguard, OR - Sep 11, 2006… and swine as they say at Rocco s Pizza), and make for a kick-ass time too. … They boast a gay and lesbian film section that is just as large as their comedy …
Source: www.dailyvanguard.com

Are You Ready for Some Football
SLAM Online, FL - Sep 6, 2006… When you combine an attention whore like TO with a hard ass like Bill … Last year everybody got to enjoy those lesbian cheerleaders and Bryant McKinnie s oral …
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MURRAY BRIDGE SHOW RESULTS (The Murray Valley Standard)
Fowl: 1st Deklan Banks, 2nd Natalie Steward, 3rd Lily Miegel, Guinea Pig: 1st Briony Patterson, 2nd Dylan Simonis, Native Animals: 1st Deklan Banks, Rabbits: 1st Briony Patterson, 2nd Jennah Humphreys, 3rd Jennah Humphreys, Reptiles: 1st Deklan Banks, 2nd Haley and Ben Koehler, Any Caged Bird: 1st Jaiden Budarick, 2nd Jaiden Budarick, 3rd Deklan Banks, Best Decorated Cage: Deklan Banks, Farm
Source: murraybridge.yourguide.com.au

Sydney's Mr Sin dies (Sydney Morning Herald)
Abe Saffron on his way to the Federal Court in Perth in 2002. Photo: Tony McDonough Abe Saffron, one of Sydney's best-known "colourful identities", died aged 86 this afternoon, a hospital spokesman said.
Source: www.smh.com.au

Yeah Yeah Yeahs to Reinvent Themselves on Next LP (Pitchfork)
A few weeks back, Pitchfork reported on the slow progress of the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album, which is being said to find the band taking a markedly folkier direction than on 2002's raucous screamathon Fever to Tell . Our appetites whetted by the news, we quickly scheduled a phone call with head Yeah Karen O in hopes she could clear up all this "acoustic guitar and tabla" business.
Source: www.pitchforkmedia.com

Study: Adware Increasing Exponentially (BetaNews)
The prevalence of adware and spyware is increasing at an exponential rate, and only one out of every 33 Web users can correctly identify a 'safe' and 'unsafe' site, security firm McAfee said in a report first released Monday.
Source: www.betanews.com

Man Who Thought He Was Ozzy Gets 10 Years for Rape (KNAC.COM)
A Sydney man who drugged a woman he met through a dating service so he could sexually assault her teenage daughter has been sentenced to a maximum 10 years in jail.
Source: www.knac.com

Something spooky (Guardian Unlimited)
It wasn't so much the collapse of the Berlin wall as that MI5 ad in the broadsheets nine years ago looking for new recruits interested in "a uniquely satisfying career of national and international importance" that sounded the death knell of the espionage genre.
Source: books.guardian.co.uk

2006 Holiday Bazaars Family (Anchorage Daily News)
Yarn Expo III by Alaska State Yarn Council is 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday at the Hotel Captain Cook, 939 W. Fifth Ave. Shop more than 40 fiber vendors, yarn and fiber information, color forecast, health tips for needle workers and more. Fashion show of knitted, crocheted and felted garments.
Source: www.adn.com

Event (MI6)
For a certain segment of the moviegoing public, those who came of age in the 1960s, there s only one James Bond Sean Connery. Most of the others have their strong points, save perhaps for Niven s James Bond in the loony overblown 1967 spoof of Casino Royale.
Source: www.mi6.co.uk

Intellectual Property (Mondaq)
On September 25, 2006 Congress passed a bill to help protect famous brands from being "diluted," or becoming less distinctive, through use on unrelated products like "Buick aspirin" or "DuPont shoes."
Source: www.mondaq.com

Burglars hit adult boutique (Post-Star)
HUDSON FALLS — Hudson Falls Police arrested three suspects in the early-morning burglary of L & B Novelties and Gifts. An officer on patrol caught the suspects loading a 1993 Oldsmobile Cutlass with merchandise at about 4 a.m. Saturday, police said.
Source: www.poststar.com